How to know he’s a freak in the sheets
THERE are many men who claim prowess when it comes to bedroom action, but many times it’s all talk and no action, and what you end up with is a cold fish who doesn’t know a French kiss from a doggie lick.
How do you know that, as he claims, he’s a gentleman on the street but a freak in the sheets?
1. He has silk sheets
Take a peek in his bedroom. Is his bed sporting faux cotton sheets with a basketball motif, or is he sporting 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton, or better yet, silk sheets? If he is particular about what he sleeps on, then he will be very particular about treating your body like a wonderland.
2. He goes commando
Nothing is sexier than a man who can’t be bothered with the confinement of underwear, and who chooses to go commando to let himself feel free. This man will have no inhibitions when it comes to pleasing you, and he will have no hang-ups about what’s proper or what’s orthodox.
3. He takes care of himself
He’s not afraid to use body lotion to smooth his ashy elbows and knees, or to groom his hairy bits as needed. He doesn’t engage in conversations with the other fellows about what’s too girly, choosing instead to adopt any practices that will keep him looking dapper. A man who takes care of himself physically will look out for you too.
4. He eats like a champion
Food, good food, was made to be devoured, and a man who can conquer a full meal like a lion going in for the kill will devour you too. If he’s too finicky about foods or diet; if he won’t eat certain foods or you can’t get him to finish a serving, then he’ll be an unwilling participant when you want him to go all in and out for you.
5. He can quote King Solomon
Anyone can Google Shakespeare and wax poetic about supple bosoms and kissable lips, but if your man can appreciate Songs of Solomon, if he can make you feel like your kisses are like the best wine that goes down smoothly, gliding over lips and teeth, then can you imagine what will happen when things get hot and heavy?
6. He can slow ‘wine’
Daggering is reserved for the man who knows nothing about romance; what you’re looking for is the man who can move his hips in tandem with yours, and take you to heaven on the dance floor. That’s why male salsa dancers are so hot, it’s the movement of the hips that gets you going every time.