Jetsetters on the Rock
Let’s call this the 2004 roll call, shall we? And with loud voices scream, Poverty Sucks!
The celebrities are finding their way back to Jamaica. The Donald and his classy, beautiful daughter Ivanka did Roundhill for the season, even getting in Mayfield Falls and Negril. If you insist – he was with a gorgeous brunette.
But the big weekend news is that Lennox presented the ring to Violet during a cosy dinner à deux at Roundhill. The wedding is definitely this year. I guess the house at Tryall will be complete by then too.
The Canadian prime minister Paul Martin also did Hanover. It wasn’t all R&R, for our prime minister and finance minister met with him.
Mark Rockefeller and family were in the house too and ladies, you’ll love this one, there was little or no parking left for the private jets. Once again, Poverty Sucks!
Mary McCartney did Jamaica Inn as did Kate Moss and baby, and Lennox before moving on to Roundhill.
Brian George returned from Trinidad in time to celebrate his birthday with a few friends. Oops, sorry you didn’t know!
And the fabulous Peter and Elisabeth Mathers have been declared the sexiest diplomatic couple.
Now to the local realities.
The cruise ship docked, but it seems someone forget to tell the shop owners at Devon House. Thankfully the tourists got a chance to spend the money further down the road at Craft Village.
And at the Blue Mountain Inn festive party the ex punched his girlfriend and injured the former handler of the beauty competition.
But the post festive buzz is all about the open house at the top of Jack’s Hill where in- laws, ex in-laws, current, former, current and former all got on so well. Some are suggesting that it’s a political thing.
A Bientot!
PS This one is very hush – hush for how is he going to tell her that the large bauble was bought with money from that bank, you know where. The one with the excess money they all have to return.