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Ten types of Jamaican men you’re likely to meet in your lifetime
In the world of dating, the variety of men you’ll meet is as diverse as Jamaica itself. Some will sweep you off your feet, while others might leave you wondering why you bothered in the first place. From the sweet and selfless to the controlling and cunning, Jamaican men come in all types. Whether you’re looking for love, fun, or just trying to avoid the red flags, here are 10 common types of Jamaican men you’re likely to encounter in your lifetime. Which ones have you encountered?
- The Mean Man – Possibly the most challenging type, the Mean Man isn’t naturally considerate. If you want something, you’ll almost always have to ask—he lacks the instinct for gift-giving. He never buys you anything or does anything special but always expects something from you.
- The Nice Man – Rare, but worth the wait. If you find a man like this, hold on tight! He treats you like a queen, always showing you respect and care. You can introduce him to your family without worry—he’ll fit right in and make you proud.
- Prince Charming – He sweeps you off your feet, leaving you excited and eager to tell your friends all about him. He says and does all the right things, making everything seem perfect. But is it too good to be true? Only time will tell…
- Bredrin of the Year– This guy might leave you wondering if he loves his friends more than he loves you. He spends more time with them than with you, and when he’s around his friends, his attitude towards you changes as he tries to impress them. Are you really in a relationship with him, or is he more committed to his crew?
- The “Liad” – Trust is a foreign concept to this man. If you ask him something, he takes forever to answer because he’s busy concocting a lie—even though you already know the truth. The girl he told you not to worry about? She’s exactly the one you should be worried about. If lying were an Olympic sport, he would be the gold medal contender.
- The “Gyallis” – Smooth-talking and charming, he tells you exactly what you want to hear. He has a history of cheating and juggling multiple women, but you overlook it because he’s handsome and stylish. He’s not the type for a long-term relationship—maybe six months at best.
- The “Gyal Clown” – He’ll do anything for you, loving you with all his heart. He’s selfless, often going out of his way to accommodate you. His friends might tease him for his devotion, but he doesn’t care. A sweet guy, but sometimes too naive, making him easy to take advantage of.
- The Money Man – Some women see this type as a personal ATM. You can call him whenever you need financial help, and he never seems to mind. But be careful—some Money Men feel entitled to you because they spend their money on you, which can lead to situations you’d rather avoid.
- The Possessive Man – A walking red flag, the Possessive Man is extremely controlling. Say goodbye to girls’ nights out—he needs to know where you are every second of the day and doesn’t want you going anywhere without him. There’s a fine line between caring and controlling, and he crosses it every time.
- The “Maama” Man– Constantly complaining, never satisfied, and always finding something to gossip or ridicule. He’s the type who can turn a sunny day into a storm with his negativity.