Holy rakes
Friends, every time mi dream si teet (1) mi start fret fi who next gwine drop out (3). I don’t know if it was mi recent experience with a dentist (30) and how him leave mi mout (14) in pain fi days why every night mi dream how all a mi teet dem either break out inna hole (8) or drop out.
Mi glad fi di holy season, eh nuh, because it is the calming agent fi all tribal politicians (34) who preach hate every minute of the day, then suddenly change at Eastertime. Now all the chattering is about church this and God (26) that.
Friends, mi still a try figure out how the lady (22) mek di dog relieve himself (think 32) in the parking lot of the food establishment and just jump up inna har lap so like a nuh nothing! That is why mi nuh inna di potluck thing wid certain set a people. Mi always find an excuse why mi cyaan eat during those times.
Mi old lady (36) look inna har crystal ball and see a few numbers that should be hot this week. Tek pen and paper and write down the numbers: 10, 25, 19, 28 and 6. More time.