John Crow tales
Friends, mi hear seh the big tough man dem (23, 6)nearly wet up dem self when the peel head John Crow (25) tumble dung from out of the dark skies right at dem foot at the gambling table. Some theorised seh a obeah (4), but mi nuh know who inna dem right mind woulda waan obeah people who gamble off dem likkle money (25 again).
But di way how di peel head bird (34) a walk and a stagger, it was obvious seh it was sick. Believe mi when mi tell yuh seh di ting stagger him way straight inna the old lady (36) house (33) and tek up residence in a small room (10) still under construction and leave a rather messy telltale. If yuh nuh get the last part, think about di number 32.
If anybody did tell me that all this would be happening in America now, mi would tell dem seh a lie. Seems like President ‘Thin Skin’ (26) waan go down as the world’s most hated person. Can’t someone in the room tell him dat him going about things the wrong way? Then again, probably him wouldn’t listen ’cause him ears well tough. More time.