Friends, not all that glitters is gold. So true fi the fake gold chain and ring (32) weh di Indian man (19) was passing off as real. Mi di know seh something wrong with him, ’cause him nuh have nuh brick-and-mortar outlet like him colleagues.

And on another glittering point, a me alone did think seh all was well with the country? So why now wi hearing dat money (25) weh earmarked fi dis use already fi dat? And all di mouth dem (14) weh use to boast seh place a head inna di right direction lock all of a sudden! This is Jamaica, for you.

Di poor dog (11) was so hot, him had to drink from the muddy puddle (30) on him way home.

Mi proud a di young man (23). Him start small and now him have all of 13 pigs (13, 7) and whole heap a fowl (28). Good fi him dat him decide to do something fi himself and nuh dig out him hand miggle like di rest ah dem.

The bloodletting (3, 4) continues. A wah wrong with us? Why can’t we all get along? Over to you, Mr Minister (24, 26).

More time.