Fowl, pig,
Friends, I hope you all enjoyed the fowl (28), pig (9), fish (30), and the goodly goat (35) Christmas Day.
It is di only day in di year when most people see so much food, so mi hope seh unnu all enjoy unnu self. For those who went to church — big (33) and small (10) — nuff blessing!
But, my gosh, man, nuh matter how much you preach the careless driving must leave some blood (4) and somebody dead (3). When will we learn?
Den, mi can just imagine how the thiefing boy dem (5) must be smiling wid all dem robbery mi hear bout downtown Kingston. Women, mi hear, haffi hide money (15) inna dem panty. First it was the bossom, and now in the more private area, only cause a some careless people who like to prey on others.
Mothers, if your sons (11) and daughters (16) are involved, please turn them over to the police (13). And a time fi unnu starting setting example fi unnu pickney dem!
Until next time, be good.