MOSQUITO ONE, MOSQUITO TWO…
Friends, is where so much mosquitoes (20) come from?
Dem literally a run yu dung. Di worse thing is dat some of dem already have blood (4) in dem before dem bite yuh. Dis cyaan be healthy man.
And as usual, the health ministry people a drag dem foot. Seems like out local crop of politicians (34) brain dead. That is the reason people ah dead (3) left, right and centre and dem cyaan catch di murderers dem.
Friends, the aeroplane (29) is not the best place to discuss yuh personal business. The poor white man (26) apparently never notice di blank stares while he was chatting away on his cellphone. But it seemed like the coolie man (19) and di coolie woman (15) found it more amusing than everyone else.
I have a dream that the number 30 will be hot in the coming days. If yuh watching the polls you will understand why. More time.