The hashtag #ShesTooYoungForYouBro is one that is quite popular on social media. But we thought we’d do some relevant to Jamaican teens.

Here are ten ways you know #ShesTooYoungForYouBro 1. She thinks Log On is only something you do with a computer. If she can’t remember the Ele hit, she’s thheriouthhhhly young for you bro.2. She thinks that 2012 is the only failed armageddon. If she doesn’t at least remember Y2K, or 6/6/06 as two previous times when everyone thought the world was gonna end, you probably wanna fall back. 3. If Sovereign is a legitimate date spot.4. If she’s a Man City fan. Oil money only came in 2007 bruh… do the maths. Either she’s too young or she’s a wagonist, in which case #SheAintLoyalBruh5. If she doesn’t remember what Hi5 is. Also Myspace, check that she knows Myspace! 6. If she’s an Eva Hype fan. Most of you won’t even get this. We think that proves our point. 7. If the only Vybz Kartel she knows is a non-visa-having, cool-faced, brown Vybz Kartel with locs, run! The jail ting nuh nice. Also, run if she doesn’t get it when you say “Emergency! Wi ah suffer roun’ ‘ere…”8. If she doesn’t know what the save button is a picture of, you better get out of there quicker than CDs replaced floppy disks.9. If she makes a habit of wearing bolero jackets with EVERY outfit, you’re may want to get the bolero out of there.10. If you have to make/relate to a song that says ‘she’s big when she’s stimulated’, she is most likely young for you.