The toxic blogger, whose work editors have to sip a ‘whites’ before touching, came close to being booted by the old lady and was saved by the skin of her teeth. People say she is now on a ‘toxicity watch’ because her mouth… and pen are too foul for the grand dame.

Good old schooling

Kudos to PM Andrew Holness’s alma mater St Catherine High, ’cause that school can claim the PM and Bishop Kenneth Richards, both appointed in the same year, as theirs. Now how’s that for good schooling? And by the way, what’s wrong with homeschooling?

How cool can one get?

The political pundits are putting their money on cool, cool Mandeville for the big announcement. If so it could be a hot, hot night for Bunting and a big fillip for Walker. Seems the PM is on a roll.

Big spender, little spender

People are talking about the spike in political fundraisers, and what’s really got tongues wagging is the one for which some get the US$500 tickets or the ones for double that amount. Guess it depends on how the sender perceives the pockets of the receivers.

It’s what’s inside that counts

Word is, the gift was not the shirt but what was folded neatly into its rolls.

Waiting-room watchers

There is much talk about the ladies of the waiting room. Seems they gather in hospital waiting rooms hoping to see the gents walking out. But too often they are wheeled out instead. Imagine the pain.

Back to basics

Looks like wifey’s had enough of playing the perfect role and being the perfect mom. Word is, she’s back to her old tricks, at old hangouts with that old girlfriend.

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