Let’s just cut straight to the chase and focus on the week’s two most absolutely ‘pop down’ moments:

‘Poverty Crisis’ …

Prime Minister Bruce Golding told Parliament on Tuesday that the country’s poverty rate has jumped to 16.5 per cent, the highest since 2004.

Suggestion:

This might be too late since it’s alleged that Driva is in the exit lane but next time, allow your Finance Man to convey same.

Bounty ready to fight for battered women!

Another ROFL moment with this joke making the rounds:

Judge: “Mr Rodney Pryce, why did u use a hammer on the woman?”

Bounty: “Hey yo, ya lo, your honour, yuh know that I are a carpenter and I are was trying to build my relatioinship”.

Quote of the week

Tings must really be bad for such a nice brown man to even tink such a ting.

Dedicated Flock

It is said that her faith made her transfer the house to the disgraced one.

Bad Mind… And These are my Neighbours!

The property was bought aeons ago, but with renovations now on in earnest and talk of a third floor, the buzz is incessant.

She’s Staying

That’s the latest from the banker’s wife.

Bright & Out-Of-Order…

Seems the general consensus but with hubby (trying to look hip with his chain worn out over his sweater) dashing from one end of the tent to the other to ensure the mistress was fine, seems only those in the know thought so. Studies over, the mistress is extremely visible on the social circuit; it seems she’s gearing up for her moment in the sun.

A Bientot!

PS Who would have thunk it? Back to where it all began — selling carpet from the back of a lorry (okay, not quite… but am sure you get the gist!!)

PPS Surely they were not victims of, dare we call his name out loud, Texas financier Allen Stanford!