Strange Party

Recently, a very well known entertainer kept his birthday bash. Mr Entertainer why was it so hard to differentiate the males from the females at your party? If unno a buy off all of the female clothing what will the ladies have left to buy? Was your party a way of showing the public that the long standing allegations against you are true?

Wrong Move

The law men are usually known for taking bribes from motorist for traffic offences, but a so dog a eat them suppa that them a tek bribe from all directions even from DVD vendors? Boy, we know things and times hard but were your reputations, your monthly salaries and benefits worth the fifteen thousand dollars ($15000), a mere five thousand dollars ($5000) each?

The Fire Man

Same thing again? Another of our Jamaican Artiste being banned from shows because of anti-gay lyrics. Why did you sign the ‘Compassion Act’ when you knew that all along you had no intention of changing the lyrical content of your song? What are you going to do now to keep the fire blazing; are you just going to sit back and watch it out?

Air Sell Out

What happen to the days when we use to look out for our own? What’s the difference between the local buyer that has the money and is ready and waiting in comparison to the overseas buyer who is interested but not showing any funds at the moment? Isn’t the country well in need of money right now, or is it the case that all of this is just a friend thing? …mhm

Backlash

Boy, oh boy, just look at the ingenious move they are making. Talk about trying to ensure that there is no more brain. I wonder if them ago attack? I wonder if they know that we don’t have any oil? Is the bond between you two so strong that your people have to be suffering?